butt-cramps asked: corey neal lost my bracelet with my name on it that i gave to brianna that brianna gave to you that you gave to him

clearly that means we should beat him up.

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: ragingbomer, via butt-cramps)